TrashToad

O glorious Trash Toad,

O mightiest king of the winding road,

He who was here before the rest,

He who is significant and all can attest!

I am asking of you a single boon,

It is simply that you make some room.

I am not here for your legendary fudge,

Legendary it may but none I shall judge!

I am pleading you to shuffle, to just slightly nudge.

The road here is surely is wide

But wider still is your magnificence

From which none can hide.

Please don’t sit on me Trash Toad, 

I just need to use this road.